Knock, Knock

Submitted by Jack Melton

 

Theme: Jesus loves the children.
Object: None is needed, but you could use a "Knock, Knock" joke book.
Scripture: Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these." Matthew 19:14 (NIV)

 

This morning I got some Knock, Knock jokes to tell you. Do you know what Knock, Knock jokes are? They are pretty simple. Knock, Knock jokes are fun and use words that sound alike. Lets try one together so you will know how its done. OK....Well I'm going to say "knock, knock" You will ask "Who There?". Then I will say something Like Doris. You all will say Doris Who? Then I will respond with something like.." The Doris locked , thats why I'm knocking.

Lets try another one. Ok?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Stan ... Stan Who?
Stan back I think I'm going to sneeze
Here's another one.
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Noah... Noah Who?
Noah good place to get out of the rain.
Ready for another?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Heaven ... Heaven Who?
Heaven we heard enough Knock, Knock Jokes?
Lets try one more.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Toad .... Toad Who?
"Toad" toad me that Jesus loves all the Children of the World.

In Matthew 19:14 we find these word. "Let the little children come unto me, and don't prevent them.For such is the Kingdom of Heaven. This verse tell us that Jesus loves us. Wow, isn't that Great... This morning I want us all to sing "Jesus love me" or "Jesus loves the little children."

Prayer. Thank you Lord for loving us, Help us to always love you. Amen.